My Creaking, Knackered Father-Carcass

Why dads all over the world are bum-shuffling through supermarkets because their knees don't work anymore (or is that just me?)

“iTs NoT a DaD bOd, ItS a FaThEr FiGuRe!!”

“Yeah? Well either way, mine’s falling apart.”

Before I start, I need to get some housekeeping out of the way. Yes, pregnancy is physically hard. Yes, childbirth can be brutal on a mum’s body. Those are facts we acknowledge and accept. In fact, any mums reading this will probably recognise a lot of this in themse…